V O L A T I L E
[SEMI-HIATUS]

M!A: None; Accepting [Extremely Selective.]

Relationship Status: Single [Selective Multi-Ship.]

[Independent Canon & Postwar RP Blog for Karui from the series Naruto. I accept any and all RP blogs unless expressed otherwise.
[Generally SFW, may contain NSFW themes at times (blogged under read more and tagged accordingly).]

blondbomshell inquired: "Ѡ" laughs because dont you dare say it
Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

Hours had passed since the last incident and thanks to a few hours of mindless television she was finally able to erase the images from her mind as well as her phone. The same could not be said for her phone, unfortunately, for the screen held a small crack in its corner along with a few scratches. Sighing deeply, she was sure that her phone wouldn’t suffer the same treatment simply because she wouldn’t receive another text.

She spoke too soon.

Ding

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                                           “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!”

Whelp at least he wasn’t as tiny as she was lead to believe. Still… It wasn’t as if she was particularly curious of if what she heard was fiction or not.

Needless to say her phone suffered the brunt of her brutality once more as she tacked another person onto her “To Be Murdered Ruthlessly” list. 
blondbomshell inquired: [/takes off shirt, and wiggles his hand tongues seductively towards her]
I bet you can't seduce my muse

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[/Inches away none to subtly. Fucking, tongues, in places they don’t belong. And tiny dick game ew no thank.]
blondbomshell inquired: hot damn nnn nnn

Send me “Hot Damn!” and my character will rate the attractiveness of your character on a scale of 1 - 10.

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                                                                 “Nine even though you have a tiny peen.”
blondbomshell inquired: (◡‿◡✿) ;v;;;;
Send me a (◡‿◡✿) and I’ll rate your blog

url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill
theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it
icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | brb killing myself
posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password
following: no sorry | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what

ooc; Pretty sure I’m in love with your Dei, like… Really bad. Omg.