BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Han
Gender:  Male
Height:8'6"
Orientation: Straight
Age: Between 25-35
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: None
Smoking?: No
Drinking?: No
Drugs?: No
Job: Killing people
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Band: none
Siblings: none
Tattoos?: none
Favorite Book?: none
Perfect Date: one that does not involve killing people
Hobbies: breaking people
Why should I pick you?: You’re going to be living in Iwa soon anyway might as well have protection before you’re thrown to the wolves
Why do you even want to date me?: Having someone to train with sounds amusing. 

So much rejection. 

          So much.

                                            “You’re a fucking tree for God’s sake.”