SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
Received Text, Dumbass, Time Received: 11:59pm
[Text] I think I’m a mermaid

“Are you fucking kidding me?”
[Text] I didn’t give you my fucking number so you could send me stupid texts. Quit sniffing random shit, it obviously fucks up your brain.
[Text] That or stop eating ramen.