SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
Received Text, Unknown Number, Time Received: 2:50am
[Text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

Now that was just plain old offensive. What dumbass would be caught dead in that sort of position– Better yet, who thought she would?!
[Text] I don’t know who you are, but I will find you.
[Text] And I will fucking kill you.