SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
Received Text, Unknown Number, Time Received: 1:30am
[Text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere.

What the actual fuck.
[Text] What whorehouse is my number pasted on!?!!!?
[Text] IDGAF WHERE YOU HAVE GLITTER. DON’T TEXT THIS NUMBER AGAIN.
[Text] I’M FUCKING SERIOUS, FUCKING PERVERT.
So not only did she have to find a new place to live but apparently a new phone number as well.
Great.