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Relationship Status: Single [Selective Multi-Ship.]

[Independent Canon & Postwar RP Blog for Karui from the series Naruto. I accept any and all RP blogs unless expressed otherwise.
[Generally SFW, may contain NSFW themes at times (blogged under read more and tagged accordingly).]

severedbond inquired: [text] Are you pregnant?
SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT

Slapping her pocket, fry placed upon crumbled foil her brows waggled in curiosity as she wondered just who was texting her. Tugging the phone from her jean shorts she carefully maneuvered the screen. Digits smudging a thin line of grease she’d make sure to clean later before the slim device was nearly dropped in surprise.

Sasuke
——————————————————[Today]—————————————————-
Are you pregnant?
12:15pm

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                                                         “What the fucking hell?!”

Needless to say her sudden outburst grasped the attention of passersby as she responded rather animatedly to the sudden inquiry.

                                                                                          WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?!
                                                                                          12:16pm

                                                                                           I HAVEN’T GAINED ANY WEIGHT!
                                                                                          12:17pm

                                                                                           ARE YOU INADVERTENTLY
                                                                                           ATTEMPTING TO CALL ME
                                                                                           FAT YOU ASSHOLE!
                                                                                           Σ(ﾟ∀´(┗┐ヽ(.◕ฺˇд ˇ◕ฺ;)ﾉ
                                                                                           12:19pm

And she proceeded to flood the poor Uchiha’s phone with threats and curses the likes of which he’s experienced rather often from her when she raged.