SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT
Slapping her pocket, fry placed upon crumbled foil her brows waggled in curiosity as she wondered just who was texting her. Tugging the phone from her jean shorts she carefully maneuvered the screen. Digits smudging a thin line of grease she’d make sure to clean later before the slim device was nearly dropped in surprise.
Sasuke
——————————————————[Today]—————————————————-
Are you pregnant?
12:15pm

“What the fucking hell?!”
Needless to say her sudden outburst grasped the attention of passersby as she responded rather animatedly to the sudden inquiry.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?!
12:16pm
I HAVEN’T GAINED ANY WEIGHT!
12:17pm
ARE YOU INADVERTENTLY
ATTEMPTING TO CALL ME
FAT YOU ASSHOLE!
Σ(゚∀´(┗┐ヽ(.◕ฺˇд ˇ◕ฺ;)ノ
12:19pm
And she proceeded to flood the poor Uchiha’s phone with threats and curses the likes of which he’s experienced rather often from her when she raged.